Only In My Dreams

Contrary to the title, this blog post is NOT about Debbie Gibson.  I’ll give you fine folks a few seconds to deal with your disappointment.  It is however about a really bizarre dream that I had recently.  It was extremely well detailed, and yet made absolutely no sense.

Whinning? Winning? Fuck You Auto Correct!

As per my usual routine, I opened up Twitter yesterday to browse through people’s posts. I was immediately bombarded by people bitching about Charlie Sheen’s live show. It sucked! It was a rip off! He never throws his fastball anymore, just The Eliminator! Really, people? You are that shocked? If you’re gonna buy tickets for that, maybe I could interest you in Pittsburgh Pirates World Series tickets?

Techno Savvy!

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My friends at our sister station, 102.7 Da Bomb, were giving away IPads. I have much doper prizes.

School’s In Session!

*** This is a post from an old blog of mine that is no longer active.***

You ever see a fat guy or a dorky dude with a hot girlfriend, and you immediately think “How the hell did that guy land that chick”? There are two emotions that run through your head — #1. That tinge of jealousy. You know, why can’t that be me? Or #2. You feel proud that some schmuck got that lucky. I tend to lean towards the first one. After all, how the fuck did that dude David Copperfield his way into her cooter? I truly believe that at this moment, without training, that I can pull a rabbit out of a fucking hat before I can figure out what a girl wants.

First Post Involves Women!!!

Welcome to the first post on DoggyStyleRadio.com! Obviously, you are a person of great taste and expect nothing but delicious entertainment to titillate your mind-holes. That’s what I do best! So sit back and enjoy the journey. Along the way we will cover a wide array of topics and, hopefully, answer some of the great mysteries of life. Or I’ll help you waste time on the internet, whatever works for you. Okay, enough conjecture, FIRST POST TIME!