Welcome to the first post on DoggyStyleRadio.com! Obviously, you are a person of great taste and expect nothing but delicious entertainment to titillate your mind-holes. That’s what I do best! So sit back and enjoy the journey. Along the way we will cover a wide array of topics and, hopefully, answer some of the great mysteries of life. Or I’ll help you waste time on the internet, whatever works for you. Okay, enough conjecture, FIRST POST TIME!

Everybody’s got a Top 5 list. Don’t try to deny it! You do. Even the pope himself has a list of women that ruffle his frock. It’s an interesting mix of carnal lust and anal retentiveness. I decided to finally compile my list.
For something so silly, it actually took some time to narrow down all my celebrity crushes to a neatly packed Top 5 list. There were a lot of hard decisions and I had to drop a lot of quality girls (Sorry, Maria Menounos, Carly Pope, Colbie Smulders, and more). Well, let’s get to the list!
1. Eliza Dushku (Bonus: She’s a Red Sox fan!)
2. Katy Perry (Her marriage to Russell Brand knocks her down a peg)
3. Alicia Witt (Needs to be on TV/Movies more!)
4. Grace Park (Am I the only person in Hawaii that hasn’t seen her in person?)
5. Lizzy Caplan (I was smitten after watching her sarcasm in the show Party Down)
Well, that’s the first post right here on DoggyStyleRadio.com! Was it good for you too?