As per my usual routine, I opened up Twitter yesterday to browse through people’s posts. I was immediately bombarded by people bitching about Charlie Sheen’s live show. It sucked! It was a rip off! He never throws his fastball anymore, just The Eliminator! Really, people? You are that shocked? If you’re gonna buy tickets for that, maybe I could interest you in Pittsburgh Pirates World Series tickets? More Tiger Blood soaked reading here!
